Author: Vanesa Madera
Hi! My name is Vanesa. I like to watch Spongebob. That might not sound relevant, but this whole article is about him. Now, where does Spongebob work? The Krusty Krab, making Krabby Patties, duh. But have you ever wondered what’s is in the Patty that makes Plankton want to steal it so much? I did, and I got this: Spongebob and everyone in Bikini Bottom is a cannibal!
Okay, let’s start from the beginning. In one episode, Friend or Foe, we found out that Mr. Krabs came up with the recipe with Plankton. But when they split up, the recipe also split up. Mr. Krabs, being so greedy, took most of the recipe, leaving Plankton with only one ingredient: chum. That’s how the Chum Bucket was born. Surely, Mr. Krabs would have remembered this one ingredient, right? But get this: chum is actually a type of fish bait. That explains why Krabby Patties are so popular! However, here’s where it gets kinda weird. Chum is actually made of fish parts, fish bones, and blood. So this means that Spongebob, and everyone who eats at the Krusty Krab (which is like, all of Bikini Bottom), is a complete cannibal.
Other websites also say that the secret to the Patty is crab. Yup, Mr. Krabs is a cannibal and he gets paid for it! Here’s some more proof: the Krusty Krab literally looks like a crab trap! However, this theory was proven wrong by Nickelodeon, saying,”We can 100% confirm that Krabby Patties are not made from crabs.” People are still skeptical, though. It would explain why there’s no other crabs than Mr. Krabs and his mom…But, it doesn’t really matter. Spongebob (although he may be a cannibal) is always gonna be one of my favorite tv shows to watch.